Entry Forty-Seven.
Sunday, 2007.04.29, 11:55 AM CST.
RECIPE TIME with Badger!

Ever feel depressed?  Oh, I know I do.  Here's a magic little recipe I conjured up a few weeks back to help combat those wacky depressive blues.  Enjoy!

THE DJ BADGER
ICY RICY DEPRESSION SUNDAE™

For this dish, you will need the following:

• Vanilla ice cream (preferably French Vanilla or "Freedom Vanilla").
• General Mills Rice Chex® Cereal.
• Milk (real milk, not that watery "skim milk" crap.  Soy milk may be substituted, though.)
• Raw sugar (i.e., Sugar in the Raw® or Hain® turbinado sugar).
  (White "processed" sugar will NOT work.)
• A cereal bowl.

Step 1:
Put some vanilla ice cream into the bowl. The amount of ice cream should be vaguely proportional to the level of depression you're feeling at the time.

Step 2:
Cover the ice cream with wholesome, nutritious Rice Chex® Cereal.

Step 3:
Pour milk on top, making sure to hit every Rice Chex® square along the way.

Step 4:
Garnish generously with raw sugar.

Step 5:
DEVOUR.

That's all there is to it!  It's hard to believe that something so simple can help so much along the path to a happier, more well-balanced YOU!

Enjoy!

Badger

(Warning/Disclaimer:  Consuming too many DJ Badger Icy Ricy Depression Sundaes™ within a short period of time may gradually transform you into a tremendous fatass.)