Entry Two Hundred Forty-One.
Sunday, 2022.03.06, 3:35 PM central time.
Odd memories about genitalia and bodily functions.
Current Mood:  Accomplished but incomplete.
Current Scent:  Tous Man Intense by Tous.

Here are a few things you may find amusing, or at least interesting.

When I was growing up, I was taught to call urine "pee-pee."

Feces were "shoo-shoo."

Any body parts around the anus or rectum were collectively referred to as "buttocks," but because of the way I heard it pronounced, for the majority of my youth, I thought it was spelled "buttex."

Testicles were "balls," easy enough.

The penis was referred to as the "dinkus."

The female genitalia were not referenced in my house whatsoever.

My parents and I never had "the talk."

I learned about human sexuality partially from school, but mainly by poring over our family's unabridged Webster's dictionary and encyclopedias.

The first time I watched hardcore porn (I snuck a look at a couple of videotapes, alone, while visiting a relative's house), it made me feel nauseous and traumatized.

These days... well, let's say that I'm a far, far different person.

God bless that Webster's dictionary.

Badger

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