Two Hundred Forty-One.
Sunday, 2022.03.06, 3:35 PM central time.
Odd memories about genitalia and bodily functions.
Current Mood: Accomplished but
Current Scent: Tous Man Intense by Tous.
are a few things you may find amusing, or at least interesting.
I was growing up, I was taught to call urine "pee-pee."
body parts around the anus or rectum were collectively referred to as
"buttocks," but because of the way I heard it pronounced,
for the majority of my youth, I thought it was spelled "buttex."
were "balls," easy enough.
penis was referred to as the "dinkus."
female genitalia were not referenced in my house whatsoever.
parents and I never had "the talk."
learned about human sexuality partially from school, but mainly by poring
over our family's unabridged Webster's dictionary and encyclopedias.
first time I watched hardcore porn (I snuck a look at a couple of videotapes,
alone, while visiting a relative's house), it made me feel nauseous
days... well, let's say that I'm a far, far different person.
bless that Webster's dictionary.
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