2007.04.29, 11:55 AM CST.
TIME with Badger!
feel depressed? Oh, I know I do. Here's a magic little
recipe I conjured up a few weeks back to help combat those wacky
depressive blues. Enjoy!
ICY RICY DEPRESSION SUNDAE™
this dish, you will need the following:
ice cream (preferably French Vanilla or "Freedom Vanilla").
Mills Rice Chex® Cereal.
(real milk, not that watery "skim milk" crap. Soy
milk may be substituted, though.)
sugar (i.e., Sugar in the Raw® or Hain® turbinado sugar).
(White "processed" sugar will NOT work.)
- A cereal
Put some vanilla ice cream into the bowl. The amount of
ice cream should be vaguely proportional to the level of depression
you're feeling at the time.
Cover the ice cream with wholesome, nutritious Rice Chex® Cereal.
Pour milk on top, making sure to hit every Rice Chex® square
along the way.
generously with raw sugar.
all there is to it! It's hard to believe that something so
simple can help so much along the path to a happier, more well-balanced
too many DJ Badger Icy Ricy Depression Sundaes™ within a short
period of time may gradually transform you into a tremendous fatass.)